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McSweeney's

Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There's More To Life Than Infancy

Points In Case

What My Next Week Would Have to Look Like for This Swiss Army Knife Purchase to Be Worth It
Welcome to Our Drone Light Show, Please Excuse the Behavior of Our Drones
It Would Be Pointless to Try These Completely Ineffective Tongue Twisters
Book Jacket Testimonials or British Kennel Club Breed Standards?
Seriously, Can You Do This Word Search for Me
Dear Applicant, My God What Have We Done?
8 Roles My Stepdad Can Play in My Life Now That My Mom Has Finalized Their Divorce
Vanity Fair Administers the Proust Questionnaire to a Person Who’s Been Trapped Inside a Cave for 40 Days

Robott Butt

If This Kiss Signifies the End of Our Tumultuous, Years Long Romance, at Least Use Some Tongue
10 Things They Should Put In The Water Instead Of Fluoride
15 Things My Dad Learned Instead of My Girlfriend’s Name

The Weekly Humorist

If You’ve Ever Watched TV, You Need To Watch This New Netflix Show
10 Classic Novel Titles That Are Also Cryptic Ways to Order at a Deli
15 Fascinating German Words With Imagined English Translations
The 2024 University of Phoenix Valedictorian Speech, Presented By Draft Kings
10 Ways to Play Off Your Bloody Nose During a Work Meeting

Little Old Lady Comedy

An Open Letter To Everyone Who Ran In The Three-Legged Race

Slackjaw

Resident Submissions From The Toledo Zoo Anonymous Complaint Box
The Eco-Green Yoga Mat Guide To Navigating Our Sliding Scale Payment System

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