Jordan De Padova
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in Points in Case
My stepdad Art used to say that he wasn’t a stepfather, he was a father who stepped up. So, what is he now that due to my mom’s pending divorce proceedings, he has been forced to step down?
in Points in Case
Dear applicant,
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We regret to inform you that despite the quality of your application, we will not be offering you a position at this time.
in Robot Butt
Let’s face facts. Tap water isn’t cool. If it’s going to taste like nothing, shouldn’t it at least look good? While the nation’s geeks are drinking plain old tap water, America’s jocks are drinking rainbow Powerade that changes color the faster you chug it.
in The Weekly Humorist
Fundrelshut (adj) – Describes a food that is perfectly boiled.
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